DEALZ IS A treasure trove of shite.
So we hobbled down to the Thomas Street branch to pick out some of the hidden gold.
Behold, some of the coolest and strangest things you can buy. All items are the BARGAIN price of €1.49, unless otherwise stated.
1. A Chewits sponge
WHY? you may ask? Why NOT? We cry.
2. Marshmallow fluff
Imagine shoving this into your gob by the spoonful. That’s Saturday night sorted.
3. Black Jacks and Fruit Salad
OMGG, we hear you cry. Just as good as you remember, for ten times the cost.
4. These sexist glasses
Ladies not welcome.
5. LUCKY CHARMS
Begorra begosh, they’re €1.49 a tub, but it’ll be worth it.
6. Milk you get in a hotel
Become the subject of everyone’s hatred.
7. A phone hoodie
Keep bae cosy.
8. Assorted mini whistles
Imagine the fun you could have with these.
9. A BB-8 bowl WITH A MILK STRAW
IT’S THE CHILDHOOD DREAM.
10. Rock bottom
Self-explanatory.
11. A doggy raincoat
If you have a TINY dog.
12. These pimped out sweets
Massive love hearts and massive Ferrero Rocher, for a fiver and eight quid.
13. A Shrek screen wiper
Again, don’t ask questions.
14. This stormtrooper stretchy head
The stuff nightmares are made of.
15. A nail drying spray
Curious to see how this one turns out.
16. Peppa Pig bath crayons
It is acceptable to want these over the age of six, trust us.
17. These baby soothers, with added lips and a moustache
Because everyone loves to take the piss out of a baby…
18. These earring holder slippers
Hey, helps to end on something actually useful.
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