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Tuesday 26 November, 2024
Tuesday 26 November, 2024
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8 baffling bits of band merchandise absolutely no one asked for
THERE IS LITERALLY no end to the amount of music-related tat you can buy.
Every music lover will admit to picking up a t shirt here, a poster there – but no one asked for any of this. No one.
1. The new Sex Pistols credit card
A real thing as of today, thanks to Virgin Money. Anarchy in the UK, indeed.
2. Joy Division oven gloves
In fairness, these are unofficial and a reference to the song of the same name, but still – grim.
3. AC/DC oven glove
Entirely official. INTOLERABLY grim.
4. Official Taylor Swift apron and oven gloves
Oh COME ON.
5. Justin Bieber shower curtain.
Get in the bin, Bieber.
6. JLS branded condoms
In 2010 the X Factor boybandbrought out a line of condoms with Durex to promote safe sex.
Considering that JLS is no more, these may actually be a collector’s item. Snap them up while you can.
7. Miley Cyrus’ 24 carat gold rolling papers
Only $25 a pop for those of you who enjoy a luxury spliff.
8. And the Slayer Christmas jumper
Actually, we want this.
Wear it while supping on your Slayer Cab Sav, aptly named Reign In Blood.
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