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However, sometimes you can be shocked by the pure and utter lunacy of things on there.
Here are 12 of the stranger things you can find on the platform.
1. A home dental kit
Have you ever felt the urge to examine your own teeth? Maybe you want to give your housemate with bad breath a check up. For just €8 plus shipping you can get a set professional dental trays to do what you want with. Not creepy at all.
For just €3 you can get this ‘Men sex products enlargement extender oil sex oil male’ which is pretty comprehensive. I can foresee no problems with this at all.
Actually these false breasts are really handy and probably useful for a lot of people. My problem with this ad though is that they’ve blocked out the nipples. THEY’RE NOT EVEN REAL. Free the nipple man.
Bendy toes are the worst and for just shipping you can sort out that problem immediately with this toe straightener. No comment on how painful or medically safe the actual process will be but we’ll just casually ignore that.
Ok I know these are supposed to prevent you losing your child when you’re out and about but honestly they kind of look like handcuffs and that’s a bit creepy.
I mean yes it does save you time but does anyone else have concerns about what happens if this cigarette lighter attempts to set your laptop or computer on fire? You cannot trust humans with this sort of technology.
You can buy seeds for a blue bonsai tree whose existence is actually disputed by gardeners. Order them, plant them and see what happens. Also they can’t be that rare because you can buy a lot of them on the internet apparently.
Have you ever wanted to look like Denise Welch from the late 90s? Now you can for €12 without shipping. You can hark back to your Corrie days all you want.
Do these work? It’s hard to know but the picture does not make it particularly appealing. It kind of looks like a skin graft more than anything else. For €1 it might be worth trying out just to see what happens.
Anal beads themselves aren’t strange but what freaks me out is the little before and after diagram pictured with it. They do come in a great range of colours though.
The science isn’t important here. What’s important is that we could kill the diet and weight loss industry right here, right now using a toe ring. Also HOW does this even work? I NEED TO KNOW.
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Friday 22 November, 2024
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Just 15 of the weirdest things you can buy on Wish
SOMETIMES WISH CAN be a gift. It can be source of cheap goods that most of the time look too good to be true.
However, sometimes you can be shocked by the pure and utter lunacy of things on there.
Here are 12 of the stranger things you can find on the platform.
1. A home dental kit
Have you ever felt the urge to examine your own teeth? Maybe you want to give your housemate with bad breath a check up. For just €8 plus shipping you can get a set professional dental trays to do what you want with. Not creepy at all.
2. Penis enlargement oil
For just €3 you can get this ‘Men sex products enlargement extender oil sex oil male’ which is pretty comprehensive. I can foresee no problems with this at all.
3. A pair of false breasts
Actually these false breasts are really handy and probably useful for a lot of people. My problem with this ad though is that they’ve blocked out the nipples. THEY’RE NOT EVEN REAL. Free the nipple man.
4. A gold face mask
Have you ever felt the urge to be the woman from ‘Goldfinger’? Well now you can and not end up dead. A truly magical time to be alive.
5. A toe straightener
Bendy toes are the worst and for just shipping you can sort out that problem immediately with this toe straightener. No comment on how painful or medically safe the actual process will be but we’ll just casually ignore that.
6. This anti-loss device
Ok I know these are supposed to prevent you losing your child when you’re out and about but honestly they kind of look like handcuffs and that’s a bit creepy.
7. A USB that doubles as a cigarette lighter
I mean yes it does save you time but does anyone else have concerns about what happens if this cigarette lighter attempts to set your laptop or computer on fire? You cannot trust humans with this sort of technology.
I mean the reviews wouldn’t reassure you AT ALL.
8. Blue Bonsai tree seeds
You can buy seeds for a blue bonsai tree whose existence is actually disputed by gardeners. Order them, plant them and see what happens. Also they can’t be that rare because you can buy a lot of them on the internet apparently.
9. This wig
Have you ever wanted to look like Denise Welch from the late 90s? Now you can for €12 without shipping. You can hark back to your Corrie days all you want.
10. A fat reducing patch
Do these work? It’s hard to know but the picture does not make it particularly appealing. It kind of looks like a skin graft more than anything else. For €1 it might be worth trying out just to see what happens.
11. Some anal beads
Anal beads themselves aren’t strange but what freaks me out is the little before and after diagram pictured with it. They do come in a great range of colours though.
13. These rainbow tomato seeds
Would you eat a bright blue tomato if you were served it? No probably not. Would you attempt to grow one just to see what happens? Yes absolutely.
14. Magnetic toe rings that aid weight loss
The science isn’t important here. What’s important is that we could kill the diet and weight loss industry right here, right now using a toe ring. Also HOW does this even work? I NEED TO KNOW.
15. This mystery box
What’s in the box? We don’t know but for a €1 plus shipping we can find out. Colour me intrigued.
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