WE ALL NEED a helping hand in life sometimes.
Advice can come from the wise words of our family, the comforting shoulder of a good friend, or the faceless expanse of the murky internet. It’s like googling your symptoms when you’re sick. You don’t want to, but you also kinda have to.
Welcome to the weird world of WikiHow.
1. How to ruin a wedding
Ever felt like being a terrible guest at a wedding? Here’s how. Methods include “wearing a white dress” and “crying loudly about being single”.
2. How to stop a wedding
Forget everything you learnt in our first lesson. The REAL way to ruin a wedding is to stop the whole thing and leave someone jilted. Here’s the skinny – including the gem in the warning section: “Your ‘beloved’ may hate you.”
3. How to live it up before you turn 12
Worried about your childhood getting away from you once you hit the big 1-2? We all are. Er, sorta. Anyway, here’s how to enjoy your last few moments as a bona fide child.
4. How to look goth while travelling for a long time on a plane
Need to know information. An extract: “ If you have to travel overseas, it’s not easy to sit on a plane ten hours in a corset.”
5. How to inconspicuously stare at someone
If you’re looking up this WikiHow, you might need the next one…
6. How to not be creepy
…See?
7. How to steal a boyfriend
Ever felt like doing a little home-wrecking of a Friday night? Who hasn’t? Here’s what you need to know.
8. How to be mysterious
We would tell you about this one, but actually we’re going to say nothing. (Mysterious, see?)
9. How to be cutely insane
What? Well, if this is something you’d been interested in, here’s the scoop.
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