1. Tan cosy
Author Marian Keyes has drawn our attention to this. You put it on after applying fake tan so it doesn’t ruin your sheets and make everything smell like biscuits.
Luckily…
2. Wine for Dummies
Bottles come complete with a pronunciation guide:
3. My Little Pony iPhone case
With hair. A a full-size My Little Pony. So handy and understated.
4. Benedict Cumberbatch colouring book
Where have you been all our lives?
5. Crafting with Cat Hair
Precious moments spent together.
6. A chicken in a can
“Home-style goodness”.
7. This book called How to Read a Book
Is there a book called How to Read How to Read a Book? We must go deeper.
8. Cheez-It flavoured lip balm
Give us a kiss. Go on.
9. These Christmas decorations
And we thought I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus was risqué.
10. An album called All My Friends Are Dead
Great fun to stick on at a party.
11. An album called Songs for Gay Dogs
12. The moustache protector
Invented in the 1860s to keep men’s lip warmers in tip top shape while they drank their tea.
13. Fried fruit on a stick
You can deep fry anything. Apparently.
14. Bum pads
Thanks, Penneys.
15. Squeez Bacon
Bacon paste. Might be nice on your fried fruit on a stick.
16. Are You Hungry Tonight?
It’s what he would have wanted.
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