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What Percent Alan Partridge Are You?

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3.01pm, 11 Nov 2018
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1. Knowing us: Daily Edge, Knowing you: quiz taker. Aha!
BBC
Aha!
Is that an ABBA reference?

What?
I'm not going to lower myself by indulging anybody with the answer they want to hear to this.
2. What's your favourite U2 song?
PA Images
I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For
Where the Streets Have No Name

Sunday Bloody Sunday
With or Without You
3. How do you like crisps served?
PA Images
In a bag
In a bowl

On a plate
In a crescent
4. Have you ever felt sorry for Lynn?
BBC
Nah, I thought all of her scenes were quite funny.
Why would I feel sorry for her? If she didn't like Alan, she could just leave.

Yeah. Poor Lynn.
I don't know who Lynn is.
5. What's your favourite Lynx scent?
eBay
Africa
Java

Voodoo
None, Lynx is gross.
6. What do you think of the Newcastle accent?
MTV
It's very attractive.
Meh, pretty average.

I'm so bad with regional accents, couldn't even tell you what someone from Newcastle sounds like.
Eugh. It's disgusting.
7. How often do you say the word 'bloody'?
Oxford Dictionary
A lot, actually.
No more than the average person, I'd say.

Every now and then. Probably once or twice a week.
Never, really.
8. How would you rate your own self awareness?
BBC
The whole point is that you're not supposed to know, are you?
I'd say it's pretty good.
Answer all the questions to see your result!
BBC
You scored out of !
100%
Spice world! You're 100% Alan Partridge. You've got them by the jaffas.
Share your result:
BBC
You scored out of !
73%
You're a bit more like Alan Partridge than the average person should be. Jacka-nacka-nory!
Share your result:
BBC
You scored out of !
46%
You've got a little bit of Alan Partridge in you. Jurassic Park!
Share your result:
BBC
You scored out of !
22%
You're not really like Alan Partridge at all, and you're probably glad of it.
Share your result:

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