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What Percent Cork Are You?

Are you pure Cork? Find out here.
1.00pm, 28 Mar 2016
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1. Where does Cork begin, really?
Kenneth Allen/Geograph
Um, the county border
Anywhere past Junction 14 Mayfield services

Where the pubs have Murphy's signs instead of Guinness
Where the people use All-Ireland medals as loose change

In your heart
2. OK. What would you call battered chicken between two halves of a roll?
@vivisectomy
Chicken fillet burger
Breast in a bun
3. This fake tan disaster is the colour of...
Imgur
a baked pretzel
an Oompa Loompa

a hangover pee
Tanora
4. How well do you know the lyrics to Where's Me Jumper? Be honest.
YouTube
Um, I kind of yell "BUMPER TO BUMPER" when the chorus comes around
I miss a few words but get most of them. "I LIKE A MANIFESTO, PUT IT TO THE TEST-O"

Every word including the 'know a little Latin' bit everyone gets wrong
5. Your feckless mate Conor has come round to ask if you'll lend him money, AGAIN. How do you tell him you won't?
FolsomNatural
"I won't"
"I will yeah"

"Ye spanner"
"I'll flake ya bai"
6. What would you order in a chipper?
Dave Crosby
Battered sausage
lokyyya_
One-and-one

sharkisja
King Creole
sloppyfoley
Sloppy Foley
7. When did Cork last win the Liam McCarthy?
©INPHO/James Crombie
2005
2008

2003
8. Complete the sentence: This man in a Renaissance painting is the absolute...
Wikipedia
Spit of Keano
Head off Keano

Bop off Keano
Bulb off Keano
9. Lyons or Barrys?
10. How would you pronounce the second word in 'Coal Quay'?
Ozzy Delaney
Kee
Kay

Kway
11. If you were responsibly enjoying a few tipples with close friends, what would you call it?
Going on the lash
Gatting

Getting langers
Getting mawldy

Going on the skite
Getting stocious
12. And finally... feelings on Dublin?
Infomatique
Grand
Well... it's not Cork
Answer all the questions to see your result!
Phil Richards
You scored out of !
You are 100 Percent Cork!
Cut open your veins, you bleed Cork. Take out your heart: pure Cork. Dowtcha bai.
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Phil Richards
You scored out of !
You are 87% Cork!
The River Lee runs through you, from your head to roundabout your calves somewhere. Like yer bazzer.
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Phil Richards
You scored out of !
You are 68% Cork!
You might not be ALL Cork all the time, but you're pretty much allergic to anywhere else. Look, Dublin would give you the gawks after a while.
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Geograph.ie
You scored out of !
You're 50% Cork!
One foot in, one foot out of the Rebel County. Yours is a life divided. But we'll claim ya anyway feen.
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Geograph.ie
You scored out of !
You are 0 Percent Cork!
Lookit, the place is jointed, there's no room for ya.
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