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What Percent Lad Are You?

Time for a cheeky quiz!

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1. How do you take your Nando's?
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2. You give a friend a bit of a slagging in the Whatsapp group, but later they tell you they thought it was rude. How do you react?
Tell them you're sorry if they were offended
Tell them to lighten up. They're no craic at all

Apologise unreservedly
3. Pick a souvenir to take home from a night out.
A pint glass
A nightclub door mat

A traffic cone
A handful of straws
4. You're heading to the barbers. What are you getting done?
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5. Choose a festival essential.
A good tent
A proper rain coat

Cans. Everything else is secondary
An animal onesie
6. A friend passes out at a party. What do you do?
Tell people to leave them be
Treat them as the bottom block in a giant game of Jenga

Draw on their face, obviously
Leave a glass of water beside them for when they wake up
7. Pick a cider.
Bulmers
Orchard Thieves

Druids
Kopparberg
8. And finally, is 'the craic' a perfectly viable reason to do just about anything?
Answer all the questions to see your result!
You scored out of !
You're 0% lad!
You wouldn't know banter if it hit you in the face. Look, it's not the *worst* thing...
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You scored out of !
You're 24% lad!
You had banter once, but you decided it wasn't for you. There's no harm in that. Dryshites are more accepted these days than they've ever been!
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You scored out of !
You're 56% lad!
You're almost a LAD, but your inner dryshite holds you back. Be grateful for it.
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You scored out of !
You're 77% lad!
You're almost a LAD, but your inner dryshite holds you back. Be grateful for it.
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You scored out of !
You're 93% lad!
Once, halfway through getting a mildly offensive tattoo on your bum in Portugal, you thought you'd had enough Lad Banter for one lifetime. But then you put it right out of your mind, didn't you?
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You scored out of !
You're 100% lad!
MAKE WAY, FOLKS - the Archbishop of Banterbury coming through. Take a night off, for god's sake.
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Valerie Loftus
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