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What Percent Scabby Are You?

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6.00pm, 4 Dec 2016
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1. First up, what is the correct way to eat crisps in the pub?
2. What do you put in the basket at mass?
fbckenova.com
Mass? PAH!
Whatever change I have on me

Nothing usually, I don't carry small change
More than a fiver
3. Pick a note

4. If someone gives you a lift to a wedding down the country, should you share petrol?
No... they offered
Yeah, I'd throw them a few bob

Definitely, I'd insist on at least 30 quid
No, I give them lifts all the time too
5. Is your heating on right now?
immersion-heater.ie
No, I'm not at home
Yep, and I'm not at home either!

No, Jesus no. I keep warm other ways.
Yeah and it's worth every penny
6. Right, free bar, what are you having?
tripadvisor.com
Do yous do triples?
A posh spirit of some kind, like an aged whiskey

A pint
Wine

A fancy cocktail
7. Finally, do you tip the delivery man when they bring you food? HONESTLY
No, I don't. It's their job
I do, just a couple of quid

Yes, I give them about a fiver
I don't if there's a delivery charge
Answer all the questions to see your result!
You scored out of !
You are 91% Scabby!
You're SO scabby, you'd walk out of the pub just before your round and steal a few tayto from a child on the way. Go on outta that!
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You scored out of !
You are 30% Scabby
You're not really scabby, but you watch your cash. As any sensible person would do. Go you.
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You scored out of !
You are 50% scabby
You're half scabby, half not scabby. The super scabby side of you usually comes out the week before pay day. Hey, get back here, it's your round! And you owe me for the taxi!
Share your result:
You scored out of !
You are 100% scabby
You big scab you. You're the absolute Worst when it comes to generosity. You haven't got me a birthday present in years and we all saw you take home milk and toilet rolls from the office.
Share your result:
You scored out of !
You are 71% scabby!
You don't open crisps up in the pub and you short the bus driver on change on a regular basis. After payday though? You're the most generous person in the place.
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