Every lunchtime, DailyEdge.ie rounds up the TV shows that you’ll be tweeting about tonight and talking about tomorrow.

Britain’s Got Talent (TV3, 8pm)

The ninth series of the show that pits talented Britons from all walks of life against each other returns to our screens tonight. Tonight sees two mad yolks rollerskate and an adorable Yorkshire terrier completely fumble its audition. Oh, what joy. Will we have another Susan Boyle moment? Only one way to find out. #BritainsGotTalent

The Saturday Night Show (RTÉ One, 9.45pm)

Dublin duo Darling perform tonight, while Brendan O’Connor chats with Wheeler Dealer stars Mike Brewer and Edd China, as well as stylist Lisa Fitzpatrick. #satnightshow

Green Zone (RTÉ Two, 9pm)

If you like tense war thrillers, Green Zone might be up your alley. Directed by Paul Greengrass, it stars Matt Damon as a US Army Officer, who discovers that the United States’ assertion that Iraq is harbouring weapons of mass destruction might not be entirely true.

Everyone’s talking about… Silent Jay

The Gogglebox perennial was missing from the sofa last night, causing viewers to enter a massive depression.

Will he return? Only time will tell. #SilentJay

Or flick over for…

• Camden Chaos (RTÉ Two, 11pm) In case you missed it earlier this week.
• Independence Day (Channel 4, 6.40pm) Will Smith’s finest hour.
• Golf: The Masters Live (BBC Two, 7.30pm) Warning: you might get sucked into it for hours on end.
• I Give It A Year (Channel 4, 9.20pm) British romantic comedy starring every actor ever.