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Ahh. Donuts. Donuts were a real novelty for a while but most people have grown tired of them. At this stage, it's probably tourists that keep most donut shops open, because most locals aren't arsed paying €3 for a little cake anymore. You used to be the star of the show, but people grew bored of you. It's not too late to turn things around.
The one Dublin food trend that has managed to stick. Yes, burritos in Dublin began as a bit of a fad and are the primary source of sustenance for grown men who still love pop punk (we're not judging you), but thanks to their practicality and very reasonable price, they're probably going to stick around.
Burritos are relaxed. They don't require the notions that most of Ireland's other food trends do. They're a nice snack for vegans and meat-eaters alike and they're always reliably tasty. Burritos are that one friend who's always there when you need them. You know that friend, who you can go months without talking to, but then once you're reunited, you just pick up exactly where you left off? That's what a burrito is like.
You're OTT milkshakes. Remember back in 2009 when everyone was going into little shops and instructing the cashiers to stick 2 Kinder Buenos, a packet of Maltesers, some strawberries and a fistful of Jelly Tots into a blender? That's who you are. Overly indulgent and a bit mad, but you've since calmed down and stepped out of the spotlight.
You are €5 Green Juice. €5 is a lot to pay for some mashed up fruit and vegetables, but depending on the type of person you are, you might be happy with that title. You go to the gym. You do loads of exercise. You eat healthily. You make sure everybody knows about it. You don't fall for food trends, unless they're uber healthy and elaborate. And expensive.
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