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No! I'm not tough enough. I wouldn't be able to fight anyone.
Yeah, but I lost.
Yeah, but I was just defending someone else.
I've ended up in way too many fights in my life.
2. How would you describe your sense of humour?
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Offensive. I don't care what anyone thinks, nothing is off limits when it comes to jokes.
You can't beat a good pun.
I like joking about current events and I'm always careful to punch up, not down. There's no need to make jokes at the expense of people who are already marginalised.
Fart jokes, slapstick, and generally goofy stuff.
3. Pick your ideal way to relax after work on a Friday evening.
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Head somewhere and have a lovely cold pint with a few friends.
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Go for a nice meal and maybe a glass of wine.
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Head home, get cosy and watch Netflix
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Go for a walk if it's nice out, or find another way to get some exercise.
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Go home and get ready to head out on the rip.
4. Pick a cartoon.
South Park
The Simpsons
Futurama
Netflix
Bojack Horseman
5. What type of salt and vinegar crisps would you typically go for?
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None. I don't really like them.
A mild enough one. Not too vinegar-y.
I like them strong. I'm the type of person who asks for loads of vinegar when I'm in the chipper.
I like them as strong as possible. I want to be salivating before I've even picked up the package because I know they're going to be so strong that they'll sting my eyes while I'm eating them, and I'll enjoy every minute of it. I don't ask for extra vinegar when I'm in the chipper. I ask them can I just put the vinegar on the chips myself.
6. Do you ever wish you could go back to secondary school?
Yeah! All the time! It was such a laugh.
Sometimes. I miss how simple life was back then.
No way! I hated school.
7. Choose a cheese and onion crisp.
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Pom Bears
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Hula Hoops
Musgraves
Tayto
Morrisons
Pringles
Centra
Keogh's
8. Which colour do you associate more with salt and vinegar crisps?
Green
Blue
Another colour
Answer all the questions to see your result!
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Salt & Vinegar Tayto
You're pretty average. You rarely do anything surprising or spontaneous. That's not a bad thing - you're predictable and reliable.
You're in the pub very often, and people are always pretty happy to see you. You're not the most exciting salt & vinegar crisp, but your presence is always welcome.
You peaked years ago. You used to be very intense, but like Chipsticks, your potency has decreased greatly in the last few years. People remember your good years fondly, but we all have pretty low expectations for you now. Don't worry. Some of us are still holding out hope that you'll one day be as great as you were in the past.
Banshee Bones are hands down the greatest salt and vinegar crisps that have ever existed in Ireland. They were so potent that your eyes and mouth would be watering before you had even fully opened the packet. They're discontinued now, which is basically a crime against humanity, but every salt & vinegar crisp enthusiast has some very fond memories of these delicious crisps. You couldn't ask for a better result on this quiz.
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