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Which Sauce Are You?

Garlic, curry, taco? THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT.
1.00pm, 22 Jan 2017
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1. Pick a drink.


2. Do you prefer to dress casually, or fancy?
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Casual
Dress up
3. Your friend just had a nasty breakup. What do you do?
Head over to their house with a metric ton of ice cream and a weepy movie
Bring them out on the town

Fight the b*stard. You'll fight anyone
List all the ways in which their ex was an eejit, in detail
4. Pick a fast food establishment.
Supermac's
McDonald's

Domino's
Burger King

Eddie Rocket's
KFC
5. Choose some chicken to eat.
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Nuggets
Goujons

Wings
Grilled chicken breast

Snackbox
I don't eat chicken
6. And finally, where should sauce go?
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On the side of your plate
All over your food

In a separate little dish or tub
In a blob in the middle of your food
Answer all the questions to see your result!
You scored out of !
You're...garlic sauce!
Oh hello, Mr Popular. You inspire a slavish devotion in people even you don't quite understand.
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You scored out of !
You're...taco sauce!
You're a bit of a mystery. What are you made of? Where do you come from? Why don't you actually go on tacos? But we like you. Very much.
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You scored out of !
You're...ketchup!
You're just there aren't you? Not very exciting, but better than nothing, we guess.
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You scored out of !
You're...mayonnaise!
You're inoffensive in small quantities. Any more than that and people are actively repulsed by you.
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Instagram/taylormadeluv
You scored out of !
You're...satay sauce!
There's something different about you, something that draws people in and makes them want to drink whole tubs of you in one sitting. Not that we've ever done that...
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Instagram/marcuscomedy
You scored out of !
You're...curry sauce!
There's a bang of scauld off you, but you're gorgeous so it all evens out. Congrats.
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You scored out of !
You're...sweet and sour sauce!
You're great craic on nights out, but no one can really stomach you after :(
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You scored out of !
You're...sweet chilli sauce!
You're rammed to the gills with airs and graces but we all know at the end of the day
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Instagram/churchschicken
You scored out of !
You're...barbecue sauce!
You probably throw the word 'cheeky' around too much, but we'll forgive that because you're good craic. And very tasty.
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You scored out of !
You're...Marie Rose sauce!
AKA ketchup and mayonnaise mixed together. The Marmite of the sauce world, you're beloved by few and reviled by many. Sh*t one.
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