IF YOU’RE ONE of the (sane) people that has their Christmas shopping all sorted well before the big day, you’re probably getting started on the wrapping this weekend.
If you’re a bad gift-wrapper, it’s easy to put it all behind you when the season is over. But once December hits, you’re forced to remember the pain all over again.
1. Never being able to keep track of the scissors
And they were the good ones too!
2. Always having awkward little bits of paper left over
They’re never good for anything. And such WASTE!
3. Hoping for the scissors to glide along the wrapping paper, but completely destroying it instead
All you want is this:
You get this:
4. Only being able to wrap certain shapes with any degree of elegance
Books? Grand. DVDs? No problem.
But then you had to go and buy your mam an round candle-holder. Why’d you do that, you eejit?
5. Paper cuts
Wrapping presents is actually dangerous.
6. Never being able to find the edge of the sellotape
Let’s not even talk about it.
7. The result is never quite perfect
No matter how careful you are, it always looks like you didn’t even try.
8. And remembering the absolute futility of it all
Just when you’re starting to enjoy it a little, you remember that it’s all going to get ripped off anyway.
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