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The Hangover

Will You Survive the Paddy's Day Hangover?

It’s tough out there guys.
10.09am, 18 Mar 2015
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YOU DID IT. You lived up to the national stereotype and had one too many last night.

Listen, don’t worry about it, it happens to us all. Unfortunately, most of ‘us all’ were wise enough to book today off. But not YOU. Will you make it?

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1. Did you attend a parade yesterday?
Yep
No
2. What was your poison?
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Spirits

1finecookie
Green shots. ALL the green shots.
3. How late did you stay out?
AS IF I CAN REMEMBER
Ah I was out early so got to bed early enough

Too late for a school night
4. Are you in work?
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Yes. Kill me.
No
5. What's the plan for lunch?
neilashbyweightloss
DOUGH. Anything beige.
A sandwich or something, the usual

Water, if I can stomach it.
6. Choose an antidote. QUICK!
Solpadeine
Panadol

All the water
Coffee
7. Finally, have a look in the mirror. Is there any trace of green body paint on your person?
dianasch
Oh God. It's everywhere.
Nope. I'm clean.
Answer all the questions to see your result!
You scored out of !
You'll be grand
You'll be fine, you smug git! Were you even drinking at all? Go get your colleague some corn snacks, they deserve it.
Share your result:
You scored out of !
It's not looking good
Oh dear, the outlook is bleak. Order pizza and bathe in lucozade, it's the only answer.
Share your result:

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