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16 things Wish have attempted to sell us that we do not want or need

Nasal filter septum piercings, anyone?

1. Tongues

Iโ€™m actually well stocked up on tongues, thanks. โ€˜Tis the season, after all!

2. Mop mask-helmets? What?

DN_p_JGXcAE59Ai Source: @ravingqueenmadi/Twitter

3. Semi-fingerless gloves

DPBck-GW0AAniHI Source: @James_Proclaims/Twitter

4. A stainless long steel urethral tube

Source: @SEIFFERTOVAL

5. USB stick pregnancy tests

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6. Penis lipsticks

7. A microphone that is actually a vibrator

DMgn5j3WsAEgrh3 Source: @JJ_Journo/Twitter

8. This unnerving mask

DOO9e1RUMAAWuqn Source: @oopswitch/Twitter

9. A holder which allows you to watch TV shows or movies on your phone while simultaneously eating insects

DPCuhOiVwAAemdb Source: @linneadawson/Twitter

10. A fake septum piercing that also seemingly doubles as a nasal filter

DOcRQ4TUMAEIirT Source: @SunshineSunLamb/Twitter

11. Ear plasters? That remove things? Actually I have no idea what these are.

DOcRQ4SVAAA8W7n Source: @SunshineSunLamb/Twitter

12. A penis pal

Source: @PrettyOddChild/Twitter

13. Tights that have a very specific hole in them to let your thigh fat chill

DOEnPhxW0AAwO-1 Source: @PrettyOddChild/Twitter

14. Butt plugs

Actually, to each their own on this one.

15. A knee warmer? I think?

DNl2i41W0AEVsL4 Source: @campbelljessiel/Twitter

16. A wearable tent

DOOoMmGVwAE4VPs Source: @NICEDYNAMlTE/Twitter

You know what? I actually want one of these. Screw it.

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