1. Tongues
Iโm actually well stocked up on tongues, thanks. โTis the season, after all!
2. Mop mask-helmets? What?
3. Semi-fingerless gloves
4. A stainless long steel urethral tube
5. USB stick pregnancy tests
6. Penis lipsticks
7. A microphone that is actually a vibrator
8. This unnerving mask
9. A holder which allows you to watch TV shows or movies on your phone while simultaneously eating insects
10. A fake septum piercing that also seemingly doubles as a nasal filter
11. Ear plasters? That remove things? Actually I have no idea what these are.
12. A penis pal
13. Tights that have a very specific hole in them to let your thigh fat chill
14. Butt plugs
Actually, to each their own on this one.
15. A knee warmer? I think?
16. A wearable tent
You know what? I actually want one of these. Screw it.
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