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8 of the absolute worst things that can happen when you take a bite of lunch

The potential here will put the fear of God in ya…

Oct 6th 2015, 11:03 AM 8,392 Views 6 Comments

ONLY THESE THINGS can make the act of eating, sad.

1. When you bite into something crunchy, when you’re eating something soft

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"Unexpected hard crunchy thing found in middle of soft food" is probably in my Top 10 of worst Life Feelings. Little bits of bone, ugggggh.
— Suzy the Spooky Shelf Elf (@Kw33n5uzicus) June 1, 2014

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2. When you bite into something SOFT, when you’re eating something crunchy

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3. That feeling of teeth bouncing off gristle when you’re chewing some meat

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4. When the top of your tongue gets burned on a slice of pizza

Do you wait, or suffer the consequences? We don’t know the answer.

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5. Discovering a hair in a saucy dish

OK finding a hair is bad in any circumstance but when it creates a sort of gooey string, NO.

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6. Stabbing the inside of the mouth with a bit of bone or shell

DANGER.

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7. An unexpected lump in mashed potato

Also include finding a hard chip under this one. So unexpected, so cruel.

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8. The inside is cold

Back to the microwave you go… :(

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8 of the absolute worst things that can happen when you take a bite of lunch

The potential here will put the fear of God in ya…

1. When you bite into something crunchy, when you’re eating something soft

2. When you bite into something SOFT, when you’re eating something crunchy

3. That feeling of teeth bouncing off gristle when you’re chewing some meat