TRULY, IPHONE COVERS are an incredible playground for innovation and ingenuity.

They are also a playground for terrible, terrible decision-making.

Here are the covers that seemed like a good idea at the time.

1. The one that has a pair of balls

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2. The one with a severed hand attached

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3. The one with giant boobs sticking out the back

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4. The one where Darth Maul is posing all sexy-like

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5. The one where this woman is in the bath for some reason

Look at her hand sticking out of the water!

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6. The one where Jesus is going down the chimney with Christmas lights on his head

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7. The one that looks like a gun and which you can’t really take into a public place

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8. The one with a picture of a real human ear on it

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9. The one that's also a shoe

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10. The one that takes you back to the days when mobile phones were like a miniature suitcase

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11. The one that you hold by picking its nose

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12. And this deeply ironic one.

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