TODAY’S JOB MARKET might be best described as a dog-eat-dog world.

It’s tough out there, there’s no denying that, but you can console yourself that you don’t have to work in any of these places.

1. Entry level position

This perplexing job ad was spotted on Clanbrassil St in Dublin.

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Just what kind of deli counter is this?

2. Equal opportunity employer

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That’s an interesting ratio.

3. No experience required

Hey, look, we’re fully qualified for this one.

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4. On-the-job training

Someone’s had a bad day at the office.

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5. Get your foot on the ladder

Is this another way to say “people person”?

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6. Highly-motivated candidate

Their CV is really on fire.

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7. Strong interpersonal skills

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Must display proven ability to locate a clue.

8. References available on request

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The last crybag we had working here regrettably hadn’t earnt his diploma in mouth-shutting.

9. Immediate start preferable

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So, wait, when are you hiring?

10. Hands-on role

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Seems legit.

11. Fast-paced environment

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Presumably this was a misunderstanding over Casual Fridays.

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