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15 of the world's biggest d**kheads
1. The d**khead who insists on revving his car engine as you’re crossing the road
What? Are you threatening to run me over?
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2. The d**khead who insists on wearing a big bulky backpack to a gig
Extremely rude.
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3. The d**khead who won’t wait for everyone to get off the bus/Luas before hopping on
Wait your damn turn.
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4. The d**khead who insists on reclining his seat during a long-haul flight
Can you not?
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5. The d**khead who sees nothing wrong with standing completely still on the moving walkway
Please respect the fact that some of your fellow passengers spent too long shopping in the duty-free and are now in a rush to make it to Gate 28.
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6. The d**khead who sits next to you in the cinema/bus when there’s loads of empty seats around
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7. The d**khead who claims to be looking for their friend and skips the bathroom queue at a festival
Oh, look at that. Her friend was in that loo that just became vacant. Isn’t that convenient?
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8. The d**khead who starts knocking on your toilet cubicle door about 10 seconds after you go in
“HURRY UP!”
Oh my God, I’m just trying to have a wee.
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9. The d**khead who places an empty carton of milk back in the fridge just to toy with your emotions
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10. The d**khead who posts television spoilers on Twitter/Facebook with gleeful abandon
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11. The d**khead who exits a café/restaurant… and doesn’t shut the door behind them
THE DRAUGHT!
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12. The d**kead who ‘sees’ your message and just doesn’t bother their hole replying
Way to leave us on edge.
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13. The d**khead who asks Facebook/Twitter something they could ~easily~ Google
“What time does the cinema open?”
Google it, hun.
14. The d**khead who tells you that you haven’t placed the item in the bagging area when you JUST BLOODY PUT THE ONION THERE
Unbelievable.
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15. The d**khead who doesn’t put their dog on a lead and expects you to be delighted, nay, honoured when their dog decides to sniff/lick you
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