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15 of the world's biggest d**kheads

*exasperated sigh*

1. The d**khead who insists on revving his car engine as you’re crossing the road

What? Are you threatening to run me over?

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2. The d**khead who insists on wearing a big bulky backpack to a gig

Extremely rude.

3. The d**khead who won’t wait for everyone to get off the bus/Luas before hopping on

Wait your damn turn.

 

4. The d**khead who insists on reclining his seat during a long-haul flight

Can you not?

 

5. The d**khead who sees nothing wrong with standing completely still on the moving walkway

Please respect the fact that some of your fellow passengers spent too long shopping in the duty-free and are now in a rush to make it to Gate 28.

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6. The d**khead who sits next to you in the cinema/bus when there’s loads of empty seats around

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7. The d**khead who claims to be looking for their friend and skips the bathroom queue at a festival

Oh, look at that. Her friend was in that loo that just became vacant. Isn’t that convenient?

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8. The d**khead who starts knocking on your toilet cubicle door about 10 seconds after you go in

“HURRY UP!”

Oh my God, I’m just trying to have a wee.

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9. The d**khead who places an empty carton of milk back in the fridge just to toy with your emotions

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10. The d**khead who posts television spoilers on Twitter/Facebook with gleeful abandon

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11. The d**khead who exits a café/restaurant… and doesn’t shut the door behind them

THE DRAUGHT!

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12. The d**kead who ‘sees’ your message and just doesn’t bother their hole replying

Way to leave us on edge.

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13. The d**khead who asks Facebook/Twitter something they could ~easily~ Google

“What time does the cinema open?”

Google it, hun.

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14. The d**khead who tells you that you haven’t placed the item in the bagging area when you JUST BLOODY PUT THE ONION THERE

Unbelievable.

15. The d**khead who doesn’t put their dog on a lead and expects you to be delighted, nay, honoured when their dog decides to sniff/lick you

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