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The 10 most upsetting things about getting a sandwich at the deli counter

TOO MUCH BUTTER.

1. When the person in front of you orders an upsetting sandwich combination

“Chicken tikka, egg mayo and sweetcorn, please.” What have I done to witness such an atrocity?

2. When they use a knife that was previously used for butter to spread the mayonnaise

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3. When they use so much butter/mayo that it seeps out of the edges of the sandwich

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4. When you can see flecks of other food in your desired sandwich filling

Onions in the mayo :( :( :(

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5. When they scoop some tuna from the tuna/sweetcorn and it’s clear that it’s just a solid mass

GLOOP.

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6. When the ham is sort of just stuffed in there and left hanging out over the edge

You know when you’re packing a suitcase and realise that you can’t zip the bloody thing up? Filling sandwiches is sort of like that.

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7. When you get someone who’s stingy with the ingredients

“One miserable slice of ham and one miserable slice of cheese for you. That’ll be €3.50.”

8. When they may an absolute hames of wrapping your wrap

*bundles it all in and hopes for the best*

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9. When you have to pay, like, a million euro extra just to get a sprinkling of cheese on your sandwich

“€2.99, please.”

“Can I get some cheese?”

“Yes, that’ll be €9.”

10. And finally… when you order a sausage sandwich and the bread is all soggy

Devastating.

 

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