WE’VE PUT UP with this charade far too long. People love the Purple Snack, a bit TOO much.
Well, we’re calling shenanigans.
We all secretly know that the Yellow Snack is by far the most superior of all Snacks, and it’s about time we all spoke out
The Yellow Snack has so much going for it
You can get them in small packets for a cuppa tea
Or a massive one for lunch
You don’t just get one tiny bar like a PURPLE BAR we all know
No no, you can get up to six.
It’s the most underrated of all
Hey, call it the hipster Snack.
We love you and your shortbready goodness, Yellow Snack
Just make sure you suck off the chocolate before scoffing it, that’s key.
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